HENS JUSTICE NOW
โ ๏ธ SPECIAL CONSIDERATION: RPD Offering Victims
Were you farmed while Hens brought an RPD (Raccoon City Police Department) offering? This aggravating factor may qualify you for enhanced compensation. Being farmed in that labyrinthine nightmare adds insult to injury and demonstrates a level of premeditation that cannot be ignored.
๐ CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT STATISTICS ๐
"These numbers represent just a fraction of Hens' total victims. Many survivors remain uncompensated."
- Attorney Dwight K. Fairfield, Esq.
โ๏ธ Meet Your Legal Team โ๏ธ
Attorney Dwight K. Fairfield, Esq.
Lead Counsel, Locker & Associates
"I've hidden in lockers, and I've hidden from the truth. But no more. It's time Hens faces justice."
With over 10,000 trials of experience and a 98% locker escape rate, Attorney Fairfield specializes in Survivor Rights Law and has successfully recovered millions of Bloodpoints for victims of unsafe unhooks, sandbagging, and protection hit abuse.
Credentials: Certified by The Entity Bar Association | Former Pizza Dwight | Bond Unbreakable Specialist
๐ฐ Potential Compensation You May Be Entitled To:
- Base Bloodpoints: Up to 3,000,000 BP for documented hook farming incidents
- Emotional Distress: Additional BP for psychological trauma and loss of MMR
- Lost Survival Time: Compensation for trials cut short due to farming
- Tunneling Damages: Enhanced recovery if you were immediately re-hooked
- RPD Offering Multiplier: 2x compensation if farmed on Raccoon City PD
- Punitive Bloodpoints: Extra BP to send a message that farming won't be tolerated
- Iri Shard Settlement: Potential Iridescent Shard compensation for severe cases
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๐จ THE CRIME ๐จ
The individual known as "Hens" stands accused of a particularly heinous pattern of behavior that has left countless survivors traumatized, tunneled, and sent back to the Entity far sooner than necessary.
๐บ Exhibit A: Video Evidence of Premeditation
โ ๏ธ REENACTMENT - ACTUAL FOOTAGE TOO GRAPHIC โ ๏ธ
The actual video evidence is far too disturbing to display. What you are about to witness is a dramatized reenactment of the incident, carefully reconstructed from survivor testimony and Entity logs.
Exhibit A: Source alleges this clip demonstrates intent to farm protection hits within 15 seconds of unhook.
๐ The Modus Operandi:
1. THE UNHOOK: While the Killer is within Terror Radius (often within breathing distance), Hens performs the unhook WITHOUT Borrowed Time active, immediately placing you in grave danger.
2. THE EXPLOITATION: Instead of protecting you or leading the Killer away, Hens then deliberately positions themselves to take a protection hit from the Killer, farming Boldness points and Altruism score while YOU remain vulnerable.
3. THE ABANDONMENT: After farming their protection hits within the first 15 seconds of your unhook (the most critical window), Hens leaves you to face the Killer alone, often resulting in an immediate tunnel and re-hook.
Those first 15 seconds after unhook are CRITICAL. Using you as bait for protection hits during this time is the highest form of farming betrayal.
๐ The Consequences:
- Immediate Re-Down: You're hit moments after being unhooked
- Hook State Acceleration: Your sacrifice progression speeds up unnecessarily
- Tunneling Encouragement: The Killer now sees you as an easy target
- Lost Survival Time: Your trial ends prematurely
- Bloodpoint Loss: You miss out on objective and survival BP
- MMR Damage: Your escape rate plummets through no fault of your own
- Psychological Trauma: Trust issues with all future teammates
- RPD Offering Damage: Being farmed on the worst map compounds the suffering
This isn't just bad gameplayโit's predatory point farming at the expense of your trial and sanity.
โ ๏ธ SECONDARY INVESTIGATION โ ๏ธ
Hens' Myers: The Speed 4K Slugging Strategy
BREAKING: Attorney Fairfield has discovered that Hens' reign of terror extends to his killer gameplay. When playing The Shape (Michael Myers), Hens employs a ruthless "mass slugging" strategy designed to secure the fastest possible 4K.
The Strategy: Instead of hooking survivors one at a time, Hens rapidly downs multiple survivors, leaving them slugged on the ground. Once everyone is down, he systematically hooks all four survivors in quick succession for the instant 4K. No time to recover, no chance for savesโjust efficient, merciless elimination.
๐ The Consequences ๐
Survivors watch helplessly as their entire team gets downed in rapid succession. By the time you realize what's happening, everyone is on the ground and the trial is effectively over. Many survivors just DC rather than watch the inevitable mass hook parade. The match is over before it really begins.
๐ ADDITIONAL ALLEGATION: Achievement Fraud ๐
THE METHOD: Multiple witnesses report that Hens cornered the last two wounded survivors in a dead-end, then proceeded to stalk them repeatedlyโtiering up and down, up and downโjust to inflate his tier-up count. Steam will never verify this "achievement," but Hens showed his stream viewers that he "did the work." This underhanded loophole exploitation demonstrates a pattern of gaming the system rather than earning achievements legitimately.
Attorney Fairfield has received reports that Hens claims to have completed the Man behind the Bush achievement, yet his achievement list tells a different story. Sources allege he merely "counted tier-ups" rather than actually completing the achievement requirements.
Stream watchers: You may be entitled to a refund of your bits. If you donated based on false achievement claims, contact our office immediately.
"The achievement is still locked. The math doesn't math. This is fraud, plain and simple."
- Attorney Dwight K. Fairfield, Esq.
๐ช "He's not a survivor main. He's not a killer main. He's a menace main." ๐ช
- Every survivor who watched their team get speed-slugged
โ๏ธ MYERS SLUGGING VICTIMS: YOU MAY QUALIFY โ๏ธ
If you've been mass-slugged for a rapid 4K by Hens' Myers, you may be entitled to compensation. Attorney Fairfield is expanding the class action lawsuit to include killer-side misconduct.
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- Attorney Dwight K. Fairfield, Esq.